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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No way

Then came..

No go.

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Still no good.

What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

What are the new technological advancements we should adopt?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

So they tried

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

How do I write a book and sell it?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?